TEXTBOOKS SUCK.
Writing papers about boring material sucks. This book is the ANTI-textbook that tries really hard not to.
Inside, you'll learn:
What a thesis actually is and how to write one
How to turn even the driest prompts into bold arguments
How to write villainous intros with hooks the snatch attention like wigs
How to say "I don't know" in 300 words and still sound smart
How to say "I don't care" in 300 words and still maybe get an A
Ratchet presidents
How to find and cite credible sources like a scholar (MLA and Chicago included)
How to code-switch to get a seat at the table...or flip it. I'm down for both.
The secrets of the illuminati (and how to write a footnote)
What to do when your teacher assigns 5 pages instead of 5 paragraphs
How to end your paper without your reader feeling like they just watched the last episode of Game of Thrones
If you hate writing papers-or don't know how-this book is for you.





