How To Write A Paper That Won't Suck (PRE-ORDER)

TEXTBOOKS SUCK.

Writing papers about boring material sucks. This book is the ANTI-textbook that tries really hard not to.

Inside, you'll learn:

• What a thesis actually is and how to write one

• How to turn even the driest prompts into bold arguments

• How to write villainous intros with hooks the snatch attention like wigs

• How to say "I don't know" in 300 words and still sound smart

• How to say "I don't care" in 300 words and still maybe get an A

• Ratchet presidents

• How to find and cite credible sources like a scholar (MLA and Chicago included)

• How to code-switch to get a seat at the table...or flip it. I'm down for both.

• The secrets of the illuminati (and how to write a footnote)

• What to do when your teacher assigns 5 pages instead of 5 paragraphs

• How to end your paper without your reader feeling like they just watched the last episode of Game of Thrones

If you hate writing papers-or don't know how-this book is for you.